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Jokes
Being something of a humorist myself, I have often wondered, who are the authors of all the millions of hysterical jokes we hear almost on a daily basis.
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Words Never Before Strung Together
There is a theory that with infinity everything is not only possible but inevitable.
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Pry into and psych out
Dr Frankenstien says, “I specialise in psychosis.” It is the equivalent of an undertaker saying, “I specialise in psychopomp.”
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Side Effects
Women who are nursing, pregnant or may become pregnant should not take or handle Flounce (megamicrosuckadickadoffilus) due to an increased risk of birth defects.
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Grampa's Wrinkly Butt
We don’t stand on decorum in this family so when I got out of the shower to find River taking a piss, it was no big deal.
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Ronnie's Life Altering Experience
This was a fart of profound superlatives. If there were contests for such things, this was a record breaker.
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The Legend of Glootz and the Amazing Heinie
"Wouldja like to touch it? I like you. You’re the only one I would let touch it."
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Didja Ever Have One o' Those Days?
This was the day from hell, born on the wings of the Devil himself.
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Don't you hate it when...
Don’t you hate it when the best opportunities come at the most inopportune times?
