Frederick had always wondered what life was like outside the bowl. It drove his wife Lynda mad. But Frederick couldn’t help it…
I hope you’re sitting down now / Cos I think you’ll be quite shocked . . .
Another poem for all the weird and quirky big and little kids out there! I hope you enjoy this selection of beautiful bums courtesy of the brilliant Karin Taylor / / / / / / / /
it gives off a scent you can smell and see / like a killing pheromone cloud hovering above my skin
I did indeed write this piece tonight in that bar watching those two make doe-eyes at each other. Life stinks sometimes. And men are idiots. Predictable, beautiful, idiots.
Suck it in and take the punch, / cave my heart and steal my air, / crack these ribs and sink it in,
A woman who uses those big beautiful eyes of innocence to lure the knight to her aid. This man has realized in humour that he is only the lipstick in her handbag, / and yet again another no rhymer, I like this change of style, I never thought I could make it work, so thank you all for your encouragement, it has helped me to grow as a writter….Thanxz ; ) Just read over it, it does rhyme a little, oops, it’s in the blood, lol
Hanging in the playground / Talking to my friends / Thinking we were all the same / With familiar trends Telling different stories / Of …
A true story
Well I looked at the faces looking back at me including Thunder Clap who seem to be feeling sorry for me by now,
Something VERY different for you this time and you’ll see why as you read on. Apologies to anyone of you who has read this before because a few of you have seen it but it makes me laugh every time I read it so it may just do the same to you, who knows? But isn’t laughter great? I wanted to call this piece: ‘My horse riding experience’ but opted instead to rename it to: ‘My horse riding incident’ you’ll see why. Enjoy.
There’s nothing quite like the feeling when it’s dark and raining and one of your shoes is filled with water. And why only one shoe? What…
love is like no other thing / with which we gauge our fares / it takes less than those other things / to feel another cares / but one thing i…
Here I sit on a Friday night. / On this lovely Red Bubble site. Just one click of the mouse was an instant hook. / I just opened some pi…
If I get knifecrimed, / Think only this of me: / I dont want a Facebook group / Set up in my memory.
i wanted to use knifecrime as a verb, because it’s always on the news, so i did.
tis the funniest sight I’ve ever seen / When the wee tin cock did spin!
hee hee hee :o) / the phantom picture poet strikes again! lol / Sorry far too much rump tee tumming! lol / but do you like my little rhyme? :o) Inspired by fellow Bubbler the amazing Outdoors2 Go check it all out! Especially the gorgeous shot of a handsome weather-vein / Enjoy! :o)
Why do you have to go / So soon? / You’re only 95.
My father in law, James, is in hospice care, near death. We visited him yesterday and this is my response. I love him dearly.
of all the times you’ve been in this same place / you fall like ashes to the floor / and once again the riches spoil / you think we would ha…
Things You Probably Already Know, But Have Forgotten
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So indeed, music does tame the mighty savage beast. / For I am living proof of this amazing tuneful feat!
Was inspired by a piece written by LisaG / / Music is the theme for the July Melbourne writers meet / / Comedy really isn’t my forte but this just flowed, enjoy! ;p / Peace and hugs to you all! :)
What if Red Bubble was more than just a website? A trip into the Flibble Dimension doesn’t go to plan This is an update, so new rea…
I’m glad that I’m not famous / With my clumsy 2 left feet / There’d be so many photos / Of me tripping down the street / Lying very awkwardl…
I actually wish I was famous, but it’s just as well I’m not…....
I remember when I was little / And really loved my mum / I used to hug and hold her leg / And smell the waft of bum Now, I didn’t do that…
I know this poem is silly but my husband thinks it’s hillarious, so that’s the only reason why I put it up.
More Soap, lots of Bubbles, a scary ride with Woodsac. The episode number… look I’m not superstitious honest, touch wood, fingers cross…
Slow cars / Busy highways / Car blinkers OFF / When moving sideways / Everyday I go insane / When driving next to / SHIT FOR BRAINS! / Why can’t…
Inspired by an ad on the telly.
Even when totally wasted… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos / MIDNIGHT!
Had to share this!!
The teacher asked the class / The teacher said, ‘Well, that was good Sally,
“Live Life For Today And Save A Smile For Somebody Tomorrow” – David Fascinate Copyright Unknown Author
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